On the way, we learn that to cap off their three week whirlwind courtship, Kevin wants Riley to accompany him to Africa. Trevor assures her that even though she's been burnt before, Kevin is the "real deal." We also learn from Riley that if you're Claire's friend, engaging in boy-talk with her is less than satisfying. "It's like trying to go to dinner with a Weight Watchers group leader." Heh. The two women then have A Moment and Claire learns that sometimes friends just need support rather than advice. So much learning! How long 'til April vacation?

In front of the museum, Trevor and Claire (who has come along for the ride, just as Riley's friend) watch as Kevin greets Riley with a big kiss. The moment is ruined when Eric Palladino jumps out and snaps their photo. IMDB and ABC's press release all give Palladino's character name as Mick, but I swear he introduces himself as Nick Kazarian (and that everyone else says Nick throughout the episode). He's a private detective from the Bowery Agency -- the "best detective in the tri-state area" so MNick the Dick it is. MNick the Dick gleefully reveals that he was hired by Kevin's WIFE two weeks ago. He leaves them with a "Cheerio," because Kevin's British. Riley is not British. She's just heartbroken and humiliated.