Felix's Apartment: He can't find his iPod. Trevor says he "borrowed" it. Felix points out that if you take something without asking, "It's not borrowing. It's stealing." If that set up and resolution made it into the episode, what in Hades in on the cutting room floor? We cut to...

Paula's Bed: She and Tommy are all snuggly-wuggly. He's still asleep. She's barely awake and looks smitten. Pixie dust.

Parole Office: Paula learns that there was a diamond heist at 3:30 AM and the job fits Tommy's M.O. Paula reminds her boss and the detective at her desk that Tommy's cleaned up his act and that copycatting is not unheard of among thieves. She says Tommy's been a model parolee. Her boss reminds her of her own saying, "They're all model parolees until they aren't." The detective tells Paula if she's "got anything to share that might support [her] theory, [he's] all ears." And we cut to...

Outside the 34th Precinct: Tommy walks out a free man and is surprised to realize that Paula told the cops he was with her. She says, "You were with me." Tommy asks her about her job. And her voice changes to dumb, slow sex-kitten as she says, "Yeah, well, I don't really have one of those, anymore." Fine, you gave up your job for your man. Whatever. What did you do to your voice girl? I hope your IQ didn't leave town with it. She gets that look in her eye and asks what the unemployed do with their time. I don't think the writers are aware of the extreme economic crisis and high unemployment rates in this country right now, because sexy music starts playing and we cut to...

Paula's Apartment: Paula and Tommy are making out, as they enter the door, because they think they're Veronica and Logan. They're not, but they're way closer to it than Claire and Trevor are ever going to be. They do the spinny kiss thing and they tear each other's clothes off in the hallway, so I guess my 10-year-old won't be watching this one with me. Thank goodness. I don't think I can go through this again. And we cut to...

The Streets Of New York; Nighttime: Claire and Trevor walk past an open-air produce market. She wants to know if Cupid's ever been struck by his own arrow. He tells her about Brizo. "Goddess of sailors. She cursed like one, too." What they really had was a hot weekend, not true love. Trevor says love's all about passion, "It's not about filling each other in on what happened at work that day." Claire thinks he's been in love. "It had a profound effect on you and it's too painful for you to talk about." Trevor thinks she's a self-styled expert on "love" who's never been in love. She says she's been in love, but her love life is none of his business. Trevor says everyone's love life is his business. They stop in Tommy's shop and he reports everything is wonderful. Trevor needs to get Felix's iPod back, so Tommy offers to call her so that Trevor can pick it up. Claire realizes Tommy's the locksmith from the other night, and asks Trevor what's going on. What does she think is going on?