For some reason, Christopher and Elena check into a hotel. Did she not want to get her own sheets dirty? She and Christopher were right there at her cottage. Elena makes lots of sad faces while they kiss. They're probably supposed to be passionate faces, but they are damned depressing. John Ross is still staring out his new office window. It's night. He's had all day to decide he didn't much care for being a good guy. J.R. shows up with glasses of whiskey. "You want in on Ewing Energies?" John Ross asks. "Then you stop teaching me about the oil business and start teaching me every dirty trick that you know." Well, for starters, make sure you're not being taped next time and maybe don't work with such crazy people. John Ross promises to put his daddy back in the nursing home for good if he tries to screw him over again. Instead of being upset, J.R. smiles. "Now that's my son, from tip to tail." Johnny Cash tries to warn them off that path, but it'll have to wait for a future season. We're done with this one.
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