You know how rich white guys are the root of all evil and their vast rich white guy conspiracies date back to their desire to put a Mancave in the Temple of Solomon and their shrill wives said "Oh hells no" and they had to form the Freemasons to get a little sympathy and drink their lite beer and watch the game in peace? So, obviously Kendrick, being rich, white, and old, is a member of a secret society that allows cigar smoking despite the ban and makes him wear a dress because it is funny and because the only thing that frat boys know how to do on Halloween is go in drag and then call everything "gay" and beat some people up and roofie a girl to prove they are still men despite the fact that they are wearing pantyhose. And frat boys are the most likely to grow up and join a secret society thus the tradition continues. Kendrick is getting roasted before he ascends to the presidency of said secret society and he should be careful ascending anywhere in those heels. The man roasting him tosses out some (air quotes) hilarious material hitting all the safe crowd-pleasing numbers of homophobia, misogyny, incest, and West Virginia bashing. Everyone laughs appreciatively. In the men's room, the toastmaster and Mr. Kendrick engage in simultaneous urination and Kendrick says he thinks the guy had some great material. The guy thanks him a little too soon, because mid-wee Mr. Kendrick hikes up his skirt and kicks the crap out of the guy, knocking his head into the urinal and, ew, that is just gonna get infected.. As Kendrick fixes his lipstick, freakin' Lester Freamon walks into the bathroom. Lester!! He looks at Deputy Commissioner Lou Rawls in his silly Walter Kendrick attire and I can't help but really wish there were more seasons of The Wire in the works. I am so happy to see these two on this show! Please bring McNulty on too! He could replace the FBI agent who isn't Mario Van Peebles! Pretty please! Lester looks at the man bleeding on the floor and remarks to Kendrick that he agrees that it wasn't funny. But he is here to help Mr. Kendrick with his Patty Hewes problem. Kendrick sics him on the energy regulator.
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