Damages

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Suzie the smokin' hot hooker leaves a hotel and, oh lookie, Tom Shayes just happens to be hanging out right there. I think stalking is what the kids are calling it these days. Or fine, it was a stake out. But he didn't have coffee or a magazine or anything. He was just standing there. He calls after Suzie and she ignores him, but he is a persistent fellow. He annoys her into talking to him by using every double entendre and threatening innuendo he can recall from his Sigma Chi days, including telling her that he wants "honest intercourse" and that he is happy to go "screw himself" due to their lack of chemistry. They let you practice law with that mouth? Tom claims he just wants information on Finn Garrity and to know why Claire Maddox was defending an overpriced hooker in the dirty Jerz on a cocaine rap. When Susie doesn't immediately cough up all the details of her life of crime to some random guy on the street who is claiming to be an attorney, Tom does the unthinkable and pulls out his...business card. Tom is SO boring sometimes. He tells her to call him... or else. I had to add that threat just so I wouldn't fall asleep. C'mon Tom, you're surrounded by hot women and corporate intrigue! Go for the gold! And by gold I mean cocaine-covered hookerfest. You've earned it, buddy.

Phil makes a secret dirty phone call to his broker. He is taking a position in UNR, which means he is buying stock on that little insider tip. He tells his broker to run it through the subsidiary fund. He wants to keep it quiet. Oh, Phil. You suck. And for the record, you sucked on The OC, too.

Patrick is making the rounds of his old outer-borough neighborhood looking for people with a line on who Pete's been talking to. When he finds the guy who sold the cops the stolen DVDs and called Pete a grandfather and then set him up for the Feds, he charges at him. Patrick throws him against the wall and punches him in the tighty whities (really!) and asks him what the hell happened. Someone set Pete up -- was it him? He swears it was some guy named Timmy. He is nervous, too. He thinks Pete might talk. Patrick sticks his finger in the guy's face and tells him sternly that Pete would never do that. He lets the guy go and storms back to his car. Cut to Pete's hospital room, where Magda is watching Pete lie comatose. Pete's eyes open suddenly. And then he lunges at her and eats her face off! No Pete no! You love her! Sigh...Fucking zombies, man.

Damages

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