Dance Your Ass Off
Dance Your Ass Off

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Sara M: B+ | 1149 USERS: C+
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Crisco Inferno

Pinky is next, which she's thrilled about after being in the bottom two of weight loss last week. She says she was determined to dance her ass off this week, but she's having trouble getting enough calories and feels out of her element with the disco stuff. Plus, her dance partner is named "Mr. Lucky," which would be bad for anyone. Oh, and finally, she's dancing to "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough," but won't be doing any kind of Michael Jackson tribute because this was filmed before he died. Although hearing how badly the substitute singer does this song really is a tribute in and of itself, because you really appreciate Michael's talent. Seriously, I think it's one of the South Park guys singing. Pinky's leopard-print outfit makes her ass look awesome. She doesn't do anything especially impressive this week, and Mayte praises what she did with what she had but wants to see more from her next week. She gives Pinky a 6. Lisa points out Pinky's costume and says "let your freak flag fly," which I don't know is a compliment. She thinks Pinky isn't feminine enough, but gives her a 7. Danny wants to see more from Pinky than hip-hop moves, but gives her a 7. That gives her an average score of 6.7 and after a weight loss of 2.6 pounds for a percentage of 1.41, her total score is 8.11. But then MJW has to make Pinky feel bad by saying that she's only lost 5 pounds since the competition began.

Drama Alicia goes next. We all saw what she was up to this week, and yet, she still gets a pre-dance segment. Ugh. Alicia once again complains about the technical-ness of her routine and how this isn't all fun like she thought it would be. Well, if losing weight was fun, you would have already done it. Alicia claims that she's feeling better after her outburst, although I'm sure she'll do something similar next week and the week after unless (please please please!) she goes home first. Alicia is dancing to "Last Dance" and her routine doesn't look any more technical than anyone else's, so whatever, Alicia. She seems to do well with it. Mayte wants her to work more on her core but liked it overall, except not really because she gives Alicia an adjective-less 6. Lisa liked Alicia's hustle (but let's be honest - Lisa just plain old loves The Hustle. She's said great things about every contestant's hustle so far) but thought the routine was "awkward." Then she gives Alicia a 4!!!! Oh no!!!! Lisa is going to get screamed at and thrown in the trash! Has anyone gotten a 4 yet in this series? Danny liked Alicia's energy and determination but little else, so he gives her a 6. Damn, Lisa hates Alicia this week. And thus, I like Lisa. But Lisa only loves the hustle, so we can never be. Alicia's average dance score is a 5.3, and her hissyfit only burned off 2.8 pounds for a percentage of 1.12. Oh snap! That's just 6.42 total! So last place! And here come the tears.

Dance Your Ass Off

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