Shayla is last. She talks about how awesome she is and how she's been stepping up every week with new tricks and stunts. And then spraining her ankle, so maybe dial it back a bit with the stunts, hmm? Shayla and Mario are dancing to "Poker Face," but a really terrible Dance Your Ass Off back-up singers version of it. Shayla does a great job of showing off her long legs and keeping them nice and straight. Lisa appears to be in awe from the rhinestone egg. Shayla ends it with Mario holding her upside-down and her boobs somehow not falling out of her dress. Mayte says that Shayla embodied the tango for her. Lisa continues to make implications about Shayla and Mario's possible behind-the-scenes relationship and also loved it. Danny says Shayla has a "quiet confidence" that makes her performances even better. Looks like 3 tens for Shayla! She gets on the scale and is devastated to lose just 2.4 pounds, although that's still 1.31 percent of her body weight so it's not too too bad.
After the break, Mara, Shayla, and Alicia are lined up to find out who is going home. MJW rubs it in that Alicia was on the top of the board just last week, only to be in danger of going home this week. "This just shows you that both your dance scores and your weight loss are important when it comes to staying in the competition," she says snottily. Okay, first of all? It's freaking week 7, so I think they get that by now. Second of all? Alicia had good dancing and good weight loss this week. It's not her fault that Mayte gave her a 6 out of nowhere. The other two judges gave her 8s. Anyway, time for Shayla's scores. Since we're reading them first, she is in no danger of going home. Mayte gave her a 9. Lisa gave her a crappy 8. WTF? I thought she loved the dance. And Danny gave her a 10. That's right, Danny. That gives Shayla a 2nd average of 9.0 and an overall dance score of 9.4 for a final total all averages accounted for score of 10.71 -- just beating Alicia's 10.50.