Mara will need an overall dance score of at least 9.3. Wait, is that for the second dance score, or is that the average of the 1st and 2nd scores or what? So confusing. Mayte gave Mara a 10, so she's on her way. Oh, but Lisa gave her an 8, so now Danny will have to give her a 10 for her to stay in the game. Danny reminds us all that weight loss is important on this show, except that it's more like having the judges in a good mood more than anything else. He gives Mara an 8, which means she's out with an overall total complete score of 9.91. MJW says she's sorry with no sincerity as we hear Alicia sound like she's laughing her ass off. But she isn't laughing at all. She's crying, and loudly, too, of course. Mara is going home, but it's All About Alicia! MJW kicks Alicia off the stage and asks Mara if she has anything to say after losing 26 pounds in 7 weeks (not that great, actually, but keep it going, Mara! You're beautiful!), and Mara says good-bye to her "other Charlie's Angels." Then they cut her off before she could mention anything they'd have to pay for the rights to. MJW kicks her out, and didn't she get nominated for a Tony or something? How is she so freaking bad at looking like she gives even half a shit for these people? If Lisa can do it, why not MJW? She's terrible!

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