Dance Your Ass Off

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Sara M: B | 1203 USERS: C+
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Dancing With The Candy Bars

Angela the model is next. Her starting weight is the lowest of anyone so far at 185.9 pounds. She gained all that weight in just two years, which is terrifying. She hopes this show will break the bad habits she's gotten into. She meets her partner Kenny, and then the routine begins! They'll be dancing to "Crazy Little Thing Called Love." Even I can tell that Angela is not a natural dancer and her moves are conspicuously jerky and awkward. The dance ends with a bad lift/cartwheel thing. Mayte gives her a 6 anyway, even though there's no way that was better than Warren. Lisa gives Angela a 5, and Danny says this obviously doesn't come naturally to Angela and gives her a 5. Her average is a 5.3, and she lost 3.5 pounds, which is just 1.8% of her body weight. Her total is a lowly 7.18. Yay! Warren is safe!

Next up is Mara, who began the show at 261.9 pounds. She and the scale lady have an awkward interaction before she meets her new partner Paul and shows off her "Afro-Caribbean-infused jazz hip-hop everything gumbo" dance. Mara even dances food. Paul claims he's impressed but doesn't sound too convincing. Mara and Paul dance to "My Humps." Mara's gumbo dance looks pretty good to me. She's so thrilled with herself that she bursts into tears when it's over. Mayte gives her a 7. Lisa does as well. And Danny "absolutely loved it," praising her for being into the dance and loving what she was doing but not going batshit crazy with the energy like, say, Alicia or Trice. He gives her an 8! Yay, Mara! Now let's see how much she lost. She lost 6.6 pounds, which is 2.52% of her body weight and a total score of 9.82. Third place for Mara! We get to see her at least one more week!

Dance Your Ass Off

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