Brandon is the next to go! He managed to lose weight this week!!! He's more surprised than anyone. Dr. H checks in with him, and it turns out that Brandon isn't doing all the workouts he's supposed to because he says his muscles hurt. It's time for a Dr. H smackdown. He tells Brandon that he has diabetes, high blood pressure, and a fatty liver, although it's not like Brandon cares about that since the diabetes wasn't enough to change his lifestyle. Brandon says he needs to push harder than before and get used to the pain. No pain, no gain, Brandon! He and Yesenia will dance to "Shake It." Brandon's outfit this week is pretty slick. Actually, he always seems to have the best outfit. He is going to be hot when he's skinny. He's a good dancer, too. He's really sexy for someone who's never had sex and flexible for someone who's never exercised. But he doesn't do much spinning on the pole. Yesenia does it instead.

Mayte says Brandon seemed to focus on losing weight more than dancing this week, but still gives him a 7. Such high scores this week! Oh wait -- it's Lisa's turn. She gives Brandon a 6, saying he didn't bring the sexiness. Really? I thought it was sexy. Maybe I have a crush on Brandon? Anyway, the crowd boos Lisa. Ha ha! Danny thinks Brandon should have done more on the pole since he has the upper body strength to do it. He gives Brandon a stern 6. That's an average of 6.3, so let's hope Brandon lost some major weight this week. It's 4.3 pounds for a percentage of 1.91, which isn't great, but it's the best Brandon's ever done so he's happy. And it gives him a total of 8.21, so he won't be eliminated.