It's not enough for Mayte, who says she wanted to see more of Pinky and the pole. She gives her a 7 for that, even though Pinky's dance was one of the better ones. How unfair! If Pinky can't swing on the pole, she can't swing on the pole! She incorporated into the routine as much as possible. Lisa is overcome with emotion and says Pinky has blossomed from a little girl whose brothers wouldn't let her dance with them into... what? A stripper? I don't know if that's better. But Pinky doesn't mind, since Lisa gives her a tearful 9, the highest anyone has gotten yet! Danny tells Pinky to work on tightening up her core because the extra weight she's carrying is causing her to stumble when she moves suddenly. Tell me about it. When I started playing soccer after ten years away from the sport, I was surprised to find that the boobs I grew since the last time I played had an effect on my ability to change direction quickly. Danny gives Pinky an 8, which is also her average score! I think that's the best average score we've seen so far. It already puts her ahead of the last place person so far, so the weight loss is the icing on the cake. She lost a not-so-great 2 pounds for a percentage of 1.1 and a total of 9.10. Pinky had better start losing some weight, because her dancing skills can't save her every week.
Brandon is the next to go! He managed to lose weight this week!!! He's more surprised than anyone. Dr. H checks in with him, and it turns out that Brandon isn't doing all the workouts he's supposed to because he says his muscles hurt. It's time for a Dr. H smackdown. He tells Brandon that he has diabetes, high blood pressure, and a fatty liver, although it's not like Brandon cares about that since the diabetes wasn't enough to change his lifestyle. Brandon says he needs to push harder than before and get used to the pain. No pain, no gain, Brandon! He and Yesenia will dance to "Shake It." Brandon's outfit this week is pretty slick. Actually, he always seems to have the best outfit. He is going to be hot when he's skinny. He's a good dancer, too. He's really sexy for someone who's never had sex and flexible for someone who's never exercised. But he doesn't do much spinning on the pole. Yesenia does it instead.
Mayte says Brandon seemed to focus on losing weight more than dancing this week, but still gives him a 7. Such high scores this week! Oh wait -- it's Lisa's turn. She gives Brandon a 6, saying he didn't bring the sexiness. Really? I thought it was sexy. Maybe I have a crush on Brandon? Anyway, the crowd boos Lisa. Ha ha! Danny thinks Brandon should have done more on the pole since he has the upper body strength to do it. He gives Brandon a stern 6. That's an average of 6.3, so let's hope Brandon lost some major weight this week. It's 4.3 pounds for a percentage of 1.91, which isn't great, but it's the best Brandon's ever done so he's happy. And it gives him a total of 8.21, so he won't be eliminated.