Pinky's turn! She says she's come a long way, both in dancing skill and fitness, since she started on the show. Let's not forget that she couldn't lose weight and was in the bottom two, like, all the time. And let's not also forget that that is totally crazy nutritionist Meg's fault. She's dancing to "All Nite (Don't Stop)." It has a ton of energy at the very start, and Lisa does the best arrhythmic headbob of the series for it! Don't ever change, Lisa! Aw, Pinky's parents are either dancing (Dad) or crying in a dignified manner (Mom). It's very technical and intricate, and Pinky's footwork looks a little shaky at times, but you can't tell that her foot hurts. Until the dance ends, at which point she's immediately in tears and limping over to the judges. MJW and Mr. Lucky ask if she's okay. In between sobs she says "I want my scores!" Pinky rules. Mayte's score will probably be awesome, as she starts by saying she's speechless. But not really, because she follows that up with a speech about how great Pinky's dance was. She gives Pinky a 10. Lisa also gives Pinky a 10. Danny says he's blown away by Pinky's transformation and loves her non-hip-hop dancing even more than her hip-hop. He also gives her a 10. Pinky's second dance average is a 10 and her overall is 9.5.

Time for the all-important, all-deciding weigh-in! But first, a montage of our finalists as they lost weight over the ten weeks. And then all three contestants are on scales. I guess we'll get their results all at the same time? No. Shayla gets hers first. She lost... well, I just lost five minutes of my life waiting for the dramatic pause to be over. FINALLY, it is revealed that she lost 4.0 pounds for a percentage of 2.29 and an overall score of 11.29. MJW says that puts Shayla in first place, but only because no one else has weighed in yet. I mean, come on. Shayla has lost 35.6 pounds overall since the show began. Of course, she's really proud of herself. "Congratulations, Shayla," MJW says without sincerity.