Ugh, they want me to learn about the troupe. Three of them are the same and the only one I remember is the tiny blonde Russian lady. This one Aussie dude refuses to button his shirt, so I don't like him much. I mean, all of the dudes on this show are cut. Get over yourself. Anyway, they all talk about how awesome they all are. Whatever. I still won't learn your names. Then they dance together. What does kind of interest me is that if feels like these are understudies for the actual pros. Like there's a mini-Anna, and a mini-Lacey. They're fine, I guess. It all just reeks of desperation.

LMFAO are on hand to perform "Party Rock Anthem." I am too old for these guys. Are they like Black Eyed Peas? There are a lot of them. They seem to be dressed ironically. One of them has a box on his head. Maks and Val come out to dance with Cheryl and Peta. I figured out how to tell Peta from Lacey, and this is really mean. Peta's thighs are much smaller. Oh, wait, I do know this song. Mark and Lacey are dancing together now. Why does Mark have to grab his crotch all the time? It's so gross. No one wants to see that. You guys, I think Bruno is dancing on the judges' table with Carrie Ann, and he has taken his shirt off. WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW? Every time they flash over to the judges, it gets worse. I'm sure the pros (and the band) are psyched about Bruno pulling focus like that. Tom calls him "Bruno WTF Tonioli" and I'm right there with him. What was that? This show, I swear. It turns me into an old lady.

More results. JR and Karina are psyched with their results, and Karina thinks that he nailed it. Chynna and Tony can't get over their scores, in a good way. Chaz is very mellow after his dance. It almost seems like Lacey was hoping for a bigger reaction. So who's in jeopardy out of this group? None of them. See what they did there? They saved Chaz and Lacey for last so that you'd think they were in jeopardy, but they aren't. Everyone on the stage has a group hug. Aw. I feel like they all support Chaz, who has gotten a lot of shit from some corners.