Samantha talks to Kristi and Mark and Jason and Edyta backstage. She brings up how Kristi and Mark weren't in first last night, for the first time ever. Kristi mouths some platitudes about how great it was. Jason jokes that they were just pacing themselves, and then thanks Kristi for allowing them to have the headlines for one night.

More DanceCenter. Next up is Kristi Yamaguchi. Kenny claims that her nickname is "The Yam". Len thinks her advantage is her ability to learn routines set to music, and Kenny calls it an unfair advantage. So then Kenny shows a clip of Kristi letting her hair down and getting sexy during their rumba, and Jerry goes, "Kristi YamaHOOCHIE!" Len thinks Kristi can be one-dimensional. Kenny agrees that she's a robot, and then points out the worst of Mark's guppy faces. Thank you!

Marissa may be, as Kenny says, the loudest competitor in the history of the show. Len thinks she has improved from week to week. Kenny points out Tony's shaved chest, which is always exposed, and Jerry asks what's up with his glowing white teeth.

The final competitor is Jason Taylor. Len thinks Jason is graceful, elegant, and charming. Jerry is a fan as well. Len admits that Jason repeats the same moves in every routine, and they show three times that Jason has done the same stretchy move. And then there are some jokes about Jason farting, and I love a good fart joke, but me telling you about it won't really have the same impact.

Samantha and Tom are ready to reveal another safe couple, once they can stop giggling over the fart jokes. So the next couple that is safe is...Mario and Karina. Whoa. They were my pick to go home.

What in the hell is going on with Samantha's hair? It's frizzy and all over the place, and not in a good way. Did she take a nap during the break? Anyway, now it's time for Def Leppard to sing something off the new album. Or as we in the biz like to call it, the bathroom break.