Hey, that's only seven! Shouldn't there be ten? I actually enjoyed that segment, and I usually hate this show's stupid time-killing segments. When they return, Len says that they think this is a great cast, but the judges are issuing a challenge. They want to see a story, but not with gimmicks and tricks, but through the dance. Everyone looks confused, especially Brooke.
Who's safe? Evan and Anna! I don't know what is up with Anna's hair. Are those extensions? If so, they are really bad. They look all frizzy and dried out. Or is that her real hair. I love Anna, but she might want to look into some hot oil. Do they still make hot oil treatments? Alberto VO5 and such? Or now that people don't really get perms anymore, have those gone out? I am old.
After the break, Tom and Brooke are ready to reveal two more couples who are safe. The first is... Jake and Chelsie. And the second is... Nicole and Derek. Man, could Kate look more miserable? I'm seriously asking. Could she? Would it kill her to smile? No, I'm asking. Would it kill her? Because if so, I would pay someone to sneak in and tickle-assassinate her maybe. Um, you didn't read that.
So now there's a dance tribute to the victims of the Haiti earthquake? Which seems more than a little strange? First, they have to explain to use that there was an earthquake in Haiti, and while I appreciate that they're making an effort to make sure people don't forget that the people of Haiti still need our help even though their situation isn't making headlines anymore, I don't know that we need the clip package. So apparently there are a bunch of ballroom dancers from Haiti. Whoa, now I feel like shit because one of the dancers found out that his baby son died in the catastrophe. Um, I'm just going to stop talking about this now. I'll just say that they feel that dancing is a part of Haiti's culture, and it expresses hope. So they do a routine, and it's very professional and well-done.
I just fast forwarded through the commercials and I went a little far so I had to pause (wow, was that more information than you needed) and they were showing Kate's face and she was totally rolling her eyes. God, she is horrible. I'm going to be so mad when she gets to stay and someone more deserving goes home. Backstage, Brooke is terrible some more.