Next up, Emmitt Smith returns to judge Kurt and Anna doing his tango. I loved Emmitt. I don't remember this tango at all, though. In the clip they show, Emmitt totally messes up the footwork, so oops. To his credit, Emmitt admits that his tango wasn't that great, and he hopes that Kurt will be better. In rehearsals, Kurt gets frustrated when Anna says that things are easy, so he takes her out to the football field to show her how hard it can be when you're trying something new. Dumb filler, but we do get to see Larry Fitzgerald, who was a star on my fantasy team a few seasons ago, so I love him.
The dance starts, and Kurt's posture is good, but it's like his knees are bent too much. He's duck walking instead of dancing. And he's not performing as well as he usually does. I don't see the intensity in his face -- he seems like he's counting steps in his head instead. But he doesn't screw up, and since it's all in hold, he can't have bad hands and arms like he usually does. Judges? Bruno liked it, and cautions Kurt not to stick his head forward. Carrie Ann says that Emmitt got into character, and Kurt brought his own character to things. Emmitt loves Kurt's outfit and his technique. Len loves that Kurt takes their critiques and comes back, and also notes his bent knees, but overall, he did like it. Scores: Emmitt 10, Carrie Ann 8, Len 8, and Bruno 8. See? The returning celebs are always going to give a 10 so they will all cancel one another out.
Kelly Osborne! Yay! Her hair looks terrible, though. But I love her. And she looks amazing. Her memorable dance is her Viennese waltz. Oh, it was so cute. I loved her and Louis together. Kelly says that she's looking for Bristol to bring her big heart and hard work to their reinterpretation. I also enjoy how Kelly has stuck up for Bristol in the press. I was just going to say that Kelly is a class act, but then I realized that I'm talking about Kelly Fucking Osborne, and I love that she's got a filthy mouth and everything, but I wouldn't call her a class act. Anyway, this was actually a really good choice for Bristol, because it plays to her strengths, and she gets to be in hold most of the time.