Kyle is up next. After a few jokes about how young Kyle is, they talk about how Lacey and Kyle both wear really ugly clothes during rehearsals. Didn't this segment used to have some bite to it? And then they talk about Bristol. Len claims that she has beautiful footwork. Their biggest joke is about Mark's stupid tattoo. I don't even get the part that comes next, where Kenny says that smart ideas like Bristol wearing a gorilla suit will help the Republicans stay in power. So they're saying it's a dumb idea? And what does this have to do with politics? That joke doesn't even make sense.

Taio Cruz is on hand to sing "Dynamite." I love this song. I bought it after I heard it once on the radio and I sing and dance around the kitchen to make my babies laugh. I've got to get my exercise where I can these days. The pro dancers are Louis, Tony and Dmitry, dancing with Kym, Chelsie and someone else. Peta? Is she going to be a pro next season? I always love seeing Carrie Ann and Bruno rocking out at the judges' table. No Len to be seen, though. I want to see Bruno get out there and cut a rug.

John Legend is here to perform. Is there anywhere that dude hasn't performed lately? I think I saw him on Today and Sesame Street on the same day. Ooh, The Roots are there, too. Tony, Maks, Chelsie and Cheryl come out to dance. This song is not doing it for me. It's a little too preach-y and musically kind of boring. Like, I don't want to bop along to a song that tells me to lend a hand. I want a song to tell me we're going to put our hands up in the air sometimes.

Brooke is backstage with Jennifer, Kurt and Brandy. Jennifer gives her usual non-answer. Some of the people were on the forums speculating that Jennifer is on some painkillers due to her injuries, and now every time I see her, I just think she's high as a kite, whether that's true or not. It does explain how weird she acts at times. Anyway, Kurt admits that he was disappointed by his scores last night, because he was underscored, but he's just there to entertain. Brandy talks about the Maks/Carrie Ann fight, and says that she just tried to stay out of it.