Brooke is sure to emphasize that these are not necessarily the bottom two, even though no one seems to pay attention to that part. So who's going home? Brandy and Maks. Derek is in shock. So is the audience. I notice that Bristol and Mark don't go over and give them a hug or anything. I wonder if the producers are scared to let Maks talk. Luckily, he is very diplomatic and says that his family came to this country because people got to vote and their voices would be heard, and that's what he loves about this show. Bruno begs Brandy to come back next week and do her freestyle, and you can tell that Brandy is barely holding it together so she can't even answer. And indeed, as they roll her clip package, you can see in the live inset that Brandy is sobbing into Maks's shoulder. Aw. Stupid Bristol. See what you did?

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