Dancing With The Stars
Dancing With The Stars

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Begging You for Mercy (And Votes)

And finally, it's time to learn something about Kyle. He grew up in Atlanta, and he always had a lot of energy. His mom signed him up with an agent, and he did some local work. Then the family moved to LA, and just when they were going to call it quits, Kyle got cast on a Disney channel show, then got his own spinoff. And Lou Gossett Jr. likes him! Iron Eagle! So you should too!

Their dance is the Argentine tango. And wow, are Kyle's feet terrible. He's always been pigeon-toed, but ouch. It looks horrible. His arm extension is good, and his posture is okay, but his feet are horrendous. Please mention it, judges. Because otherwise I'm going to think I'm watching a different show.

Len thinks that Kyle is the best performer they've ever had, in terms of his ability to attack the dance. Bruno calls him Mr. Charisma. Carrie Ann thinks Kyle reminds her of Emmitt Smith, who came out of nowhere and killed it with every routine. I guess the judges won't be offering critiques anymore. It's just telling the contestants how awesome they are. Scores: Carrie Ann 10, Len 9, and Bruno 10. I am not one for conspiracy theories, but I really do feel like these scores were predetermined, perhaps based on rehearsals, but not given for the dances that we saw.

So I don't think the judges' scores will really affect who goes home. I think it's going to be completely based on viewer voting, which means that Kyle is probably leaving, right? Here are the scores:

Jennifer and Derek: 30 + 30 = 60

Kyle and Lacey: 29 + 29 = 58

Brandy and Maks: 27 + 30 = 57

Bristol and Mark: 27 + 26 = 53

Can't believe Bristol is still on the show? Host Tom Bergeron has a message for you that you might not like. Read his incredibly candid interview.

Dancing With The Stars

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