Time for more DanceCenter. First up this time is Ralph Macchio. They make a couple of Karate Kid jokes (original!) and talk about how he still looks like a nerdy kid. When they talk about Hines, Kenny pretends that he thinks Kym Johnson is actually Shawn Johnson. That fell flat. They make fun of Hines dancing with a pillow. That's the whole joke: he dances with a pillow. Finally, they get to Chelsea, and all they have to make fun of are her various costumes. And then all three of the men shake hands. Seriously, what was that? Could they hire some writers, please? That was, as Charles Barkley would say, turrrible.
Adele is able to sing her own song, and I get the explanation that she's having trouble with her upper register because "Natural Woman" is a tough song to sing. But it does seem a bit cheesy that she is able to sing the song on the album she's here to promote. Some dancers come out. Wait, is this the pro dance troupe? Whatever happened to them? I don't think they have danced in a few weeks, or if they have, they weren't introduced as such. I guess the producers realized that no one cared about them.
Time to look back at Ralph's performances last night. He admitted to Karina after their first routine that it hurt like hell, and that she would need to carry him through the Instant Dance. You can see in the confessional that Ralph's makeup doesn't extend down to his chest. Someone should really have noticed that. What about Chelsea and Mark? They got great scores for their first dance, and Chelsea had a lot of fun in the second dance. And as for Romeo, Len told him that he upped his game for his first dance, but they didn't fare as well in his second.
All three couples are now on stage to find out their results. Ralph and Karina are in jeopardy. I think they're going home, because the producers wouldn't put them through this if they were staying. Right? Romeo and Chelsie are also in jeopardy, but Chelsea and Mark are safe. Booooooo! I mean, with their scores, it would be tough to imagine them going home, but believe me, I imagined it. I still feel bad for Chelsea though.