Then there's a parody of MTV's Cribs, showing off the rehearsal space. Ricki and Derek journey through Studio 1, which everyone wants because it's the exact dimensions of the performance area. It's also where Tony quit and Kym got dumped on her head. Kristin shows off the kitchen (where there's a medical kit with Jennifer Grey's name on it, ha ha), and Chynna shows the spray tanning area (and "catches" Tony in his underwear). Carson tours the costume area, and I could seriously watch an entire show of just him vamping with various costumes. Elisabetta sits in a blow-up pool and has Val deliver her a drink. David Arquette hits golf balls off the roof. The end! That was a decent idea with piss poor execution, like most of the bits on this show.

Then The Script performs their song "For the First Time" while Chelsie and Dmitry dance. It's nice to see those two again. I'm glad the show doesn't pretend they don't exist any more, as they do with Edyta and Alec. They bleep the song, which I don't understand, because I looked up the lyrics out of curiosity and there's no cursing (at least in the version I found). Weird. Maybe Nancy Grace's boob popped out again.

More results, this time from the highest-scoring couples. Mark totally lifted up Kristin's dress and checked out her butt. Gross. After judging, Kristin took some direction for Len and Bruno on her frame. She is really impressing me with her desire to learn and be critiqued and then put it to good use. Karina and JR got docked for their lift and for not doing a traditional jive. The grassy knoll part of me wonders if they did that on purpose to get people on JR's side against the judges because he's such a front-runner. Ricki is really grateful to Derek, and in their confessional, Derek can't add and I think Ricki was very, very close to popping out of the top of her dress. But I think it was a microphone, not her nipple. See, Nancy Grace? I can tell the difference. Anyway, all three of these couples are safe.