So out of these four, which two will be in the dance duel? Not Maria and Derek, that's for sure. But Roshon and Chelsie will be in the dance duel. Melissa and Maks are safe. Whoa! That means Jaleel and Kym are joining the dance duel.

Clip package of the bottom two rehearsing. Jaleel and Kym seemed to do well; Roshon and Chelsie argued and things looked bleak. The duel happens after the break. Since I don't really give a shit which of these two couples go home, I'm not too stressed out about it.

I already talked a lot of shit in last week's weecap about why I hate the dance duel, so I won't repeat it all here. But just know that I still think it's a terrible idea. I guess the idea is that in a case where someone like Sabrina Bryan was in the bottom two, she could have saved herself and stayed. But do we really care? I mean, it's not like this is scientific in the best of times. I still have a hard time watching both couples, but I kind of think Roshon did a better job. At least he seemed to do more dancing, while Jaleel kind of just walked around.

Judges? Carrie Ann says that side-by-side, they seemed equal. Jaleel came out with confidence but kind of lost his connection as time went on, while Roshon and Chelsie had great chemistry Len talks about how hard it is to choose, and they both gave it their all. So he says nothing. Bruno thinks Roshon was a lot stronger than he has been in the past, and he had a great connection with Chelsie. He thinks Jaleel's arms were much better than in the past. So who do they pick? Carrie Ann picks Roshon and Chelsie, and so does Len, so they're staying. Bruno says he also would have voted for Roshon and Chelsie.

Tom and Brooke have to break up the lovefest so that Jaleel can have his final words. Brooke asks Jaleel what he will miss the most. Jaleel says that he thought he'd only last for three dances, and he's psyched that he made it this far. Then there's a clip package and no one says the word Urkel. I think Jaleel achieved his goal, because I actually saw him as something other than Urkel and he showed that he's grown up. And he's also got a temper and a bad breakup in his past, according to the tabloids. But maybe he can get some work now. He should do a Tyler Perry movie next. One of those ones where the title is a question. Call me, Jaleel! I'm available for career counseling!