I don't even know what to say about this routine. It was fascinating. I couldn't take my eyes off them. And I don't know what the fudge just happened. I mean, I've seen the video. I kept wondering about the old people who mostly make up the viewership of this show, and how they must be SO CONFUSED as to what's going on, unless they saw Psy on Ellen or something. Anyway, they start out all wearing suits, glasses, and wigs to look like Psy. Then, each couple tears off their suits and does a solo. Maks and Kirstie's solo is dumb, but at least it's not too offensive. Emmitt and Cheryl's features the most actual dancing. Kelly and Val just grind on each other. And then Gilles comes out with a very small towel around his waist and I don't know. I got lost there for a little bit. I didn't see any huge mistakes, even if it wasn't technically as difficult as the other team's dance. Like I said, it was entertaining and watching a nearly naked Gilles grind and thrust wasn't terrible.

Judges? Len calls it the greatest number ever, even if it wasn't together. Bruno asks for Gilles's towel and he unsnaps it and hands it over, revealing his boxer briefs beneath. Carrie Ann calls them a hot mess that somehow turned into crazy fun insanity. It appears that, without his towel, Gilles is somewhat exposed since he tries to run up with Peta in front of him and then ditches her and runs up the stairs, and hides behind Brooke. And then Brooke tries to ask serious questions but everyone is just like, "WTF? Are you really asking questions?" Scores: Carrie Ann 9, Len 9, and Bruno 9. Brooke has completely lost control of the skybox.

Looking at the total scores, I can't believe that Kristie is ahead of Kelly. I guess they will add next Monday's score and create some giant total score? I don't know why I care. Here's your leaderboard:

Sabrina and Louis: 29 + 29.5 = 58.5

Melissa and Tony: 27 + 29.5 = 56.5

Shawn and Derek: 27 + 29.5 = 56.5

Apolo and Karina: 27 + 29.5 = 56.5

Gilles and Peta: 29.5 + 27 = 56.5

Emmitt and Cheryl: 29 + 27 = 56

Kirstie and Maks: 25.5 + 27 = 52.5

Kelly and Val: 24.5 + 27 = 51.5