Dancing With The Stars
Season 15 Performance 5 Part 2

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One Tiny Towel

Judges? Len thought it was charming. Bruno thought it was a magic ride and he loved all the faces. Really? Maybe the cameras just didn't focus on her face enough. Carrie Ann doesn't think she quite got to vulnerable. Agreed. Carrie Ann adds that it was light, airy, and elegant and she didn't need the vulnerability. Scores: Carrie Ann 10, Len 9.5, and Bruno 9.5. Wow, I was not feeling that one at all.

I am really not looking forward to this Gangnam style group dance. Maybe they will surprise me. In rehearsals, Gilles takes charge because he chose the team, but as they start getting into actual choreography and decision-making, Maks takes over and the two kind of butt heads, which I find interesting. Gilles backs down, but you can tell he's a little annoyed. I guess Peta has been letting him run the show. The first rehearsal is a disaster, but things pick up with their second rehearsal, it seems. Their mission is to have fun, since they know they can't compete on lifts and tricks. Plus, they have Kirstie, who's like an anchor weighing them down, let's be honest.

I don't even know what to say about this routine. It was fascinating. I couldn't take my eyes off them. And I don't know what the fudge just happened. I mean, I've seen the video. I kept wondering about the old people who mostly make up the viewership of this show, and how they must be SO CONFUSED as to what's going on, unless they saw Psy on Ellen or something. Anyway, they start out all wearing suits, glasses, and wigs to look like Psy. Then, each couple tears off their suits and does a solo. Maks and Kirstie's solo is dumb, but at least it's not too offensive. Emmitt and Cheryl's features the most actual dancing. Kelly and Val just grind on each other. And then Gilles comes out with a very small towel around his waist and I don't know. I got lost there for a little bit. I didn't see any huge mistakes, even if it wasn't technically as difficult as the other team's dance. Like I said, it was entertaining and watching a nearly naked Gilles grind and thrust wasn't terrible.

Judges? Len calls it the greatest number ever, even if it wasn't together. Bruno asks for Gilles's towel and he unsnaps it and hands it over, revealing his boxer briefs beneath. Carrie Ann calls them a hot mess that somehow turned into crazy fun insanity. It appears that, without his towel, Gilles is somewhat exposed since he tries to run up with Peta in front of him and then ditches her and runs up the stairs, and hides behind Brooke. And then Brooke tries to ask serious questions but everyone is just like, "WTF? Are you really asking questions?" Scores: Carrie Ann 9, Len 9, and Bruno 9. Brooke has completely lost control of the skybox.

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