Judges? Bruno was impressed that Apolo managed to dance with another male pro, mirror his moves, and look amazing. Carrie Ann has never seen Apolo shine brighter, though she did notice his slip in the beginning. Len thought it was fast, sharp, tight, and together. Scores: Carrie Ann 9.5, Len 9.5, and Bruno 10.

Maks and Kirstie are dancing with Tristan. This should be interesting. They are dressing up as giant angels and someone is sucking the life out of someone (which isn't really what angels do unless they are vampire angels, right?) and I don't even know. Maybe it will make me laugh. At least I can look at Tristan, right? Okay, I have no idea what the storyline was supposed to be in that, but it was ridiculous. So was the dancing. There was less paso doble in that than there was samba in Derek and Shawn's dance. Why is Kirstie still on this show?

Judges? Carrie Ann says that she loved the theme and the costumes, but it was a little sloppy. Len didn't see any "incidents" and it has aggression and attitude. Bruno thinks Kirstie's dances look surreal and while he's talking, Maks is whispering to Tristan. RUDE! Scores: Carrie Ann 8, Len 8, and Bruno 8. Kirstie can't even believe her scores were that high. Also, Kirstie is having a giggle fit. I'll have what she's having.

Louis is dancing with Val and Kelly. Kelly explains that she wanted Louis because Louis has taught most of the pros how to dance, so he's the best. Good point, Kelly. Louis makes a lot of comments about Kelly and Val hooking up. Which they are, I'm sure. The whole routine is actually kind of charming; Kelly is trying to decide between Louis and Val, who are competing for her affections. There are some good and tricky bits of choreography, although most of the hard stuff goes to the guys. In the end, Kelly dives on the judges' table and chooses Len.