Dancing With The Stars
Dancing With The Stars

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Kim: B | 587 USERS: C+
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Season 5 Performance #4

Last week, Jennie had the big comeback. Jennie explains that her family is the most important thing in the world to her, and her husband (The Fatch!) has been picking up the slack while she's in rehearsal. Derek explains to Jennie that, in the paso doble, one dancer is the bull and the other is the cape. Jennie wonders how she's supposed to be a cape. Jennie concludes that her husband loves this dance and she hopes to make him proud. What in the hell is this music? This is the worst paso doble music, ever! The dance is okay, but I'm so distracted by the terrible music that I can't watch. And also, Derek grabs Jennie under the arms and spins her around, and both of her feet clearly come off the ground. But Ian Ziering is there to cheer her on! At the end of the dance, Jennie runs over and hugs her husband. [Second viewing: I muted the sound, and it was seriously a million times better. That song sucked.]

Start with Bruno. He compares Jennie to "Nicole Kidman in the Pride of Spain." What? He thinks Jennie has really improved, and he loves the choreography. Carrie Ann asks about the lift, and Derek grabs Jennie and tries to prove that her feet stayed on the floor. Len says he's in a lift-free zone this week, so he'll let it go, but he promises that, in the future, he will be worse than Carrie Ann about it. He tells Jennie that it was fantastic, and she squeals. Samantha says that she knew Jennie could be sweet, but is impressed by her passion. Jennie says that her husband and Derek have tried to pull the passion out, which sounds gross. And painful. Scores: Carrie Ann 8, Len 10 (!), and Bruno 9. Jennie is as shocked as anyone about that 10.

Dancing With The Stars

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