Let's watch a clip package about Jason and Cristian's bromance, set to "Just the Two of Us," complete with lots of clips of them hanging out shirtless, and hugging. Ha ha! Because they are dudes! And they are friends! And what if they made out? Okay, that last part might just be my interpretation of the subtext. Again, why not a clip package about Kristi and Marissa's friendship? Because it's not funny when two ladies are friends? Bleh.
Marlee and Fabian are back to do the mambo. Why do they make the couple do the routine that got them eliminated? They should be allowed to choose which past routine they want to do. Marlee had way better routines than this one. She performs better than she did the week that she got eliminated, but she still looks fairly stiff. Her footwork is way better though. She does get a bit off the beat at one point, but can you blame her?
Shannon and Derek are back to do their quickstep. I feel like Derek re-choreographed this routine because I don't remember their footwork being this complicated. Then again, maybe I wasn't paying attention because I was mesmerized by the baby giraffe. Yeah, I don't remember this routine at all, so either I'm losing it, or Derek changed it. After the routine, Tom jokes that Shannon might be winded and need to lean on him. So Shannon climbs up on him and nearly knocks Tom over! And looks so ungraceful! What is she doing? Samantha tries to get Shannon to talk about her romance, but Samantha has clearly had some PR training so she just uses the opportunity to thank the judges. I had crisis PR training once and the only thing I remember is that you don't have to answer the question asked, and should look at an interview as an opportunity to get your message out. Also, most television footage doesn't show the question asked, just the answer, so don't repeat the question and just say whatever the hell you want. There. I just saved you from sitting through media training. Derek easily picks Shannon up (because he was expecting it and she didn't climb up him like he is a jungle gym) and twirls her off the stage. I'm so over these two.