Ooh, a pre-recorded Adam Carolla statement. I wish he were on live, though. Adam is talking to people on the streets to find out what they think of the new season. God, it looks hot out there. People say semi-goofy things and Adam makes fun of them. I've just summed up the entire segment. My favorite part is when Adam is talking to one dude and someone in a black Spiderman costume just strolls down the sidewalk behind them. You know, as you do. Adam pretends that he hates Cody Linley because he's dancing with Julianne, which is kind of funny. Also, no one knows who Adam is. Aw, I was really looking forward to an Adam and Julianne reunion. I always enjoyed their Lucy/Ricky chemistry.
Time to save another couple! And the next couple to be saved is...Maurice and Cheryl.
Oh, the Jonas Brothers. How many ABC execs were scrambling today trying to get their daughters tickets to the show tonight? I can't wait until these boys go totally Hanson and start getting married and pushing out ten kids each and going on Howard Stern. That will be awesome. Joe Jonas stands up and "dances" with Mark and Derek, but really he's kind of tapping his toes while they actually dance. That was effing lame. When the song kicks into rock mode, Lacey and Inna join Mark and Derek on the floor for some dancing. How do these pros learn all these routines? They had to choreograph and teach two routines, and then learn two more routines for the results show. That must be exhausting.
After the performance, Samantha throws to a clip package where we learn why this is the biggest season ever. Dear ABC: We're already watching. You don't need to convince us. Thanks. I do enjoy watching Susan Lucci trash-talking because since she's such a soap star, she does it so well.
So now we get to hear two more safe couples. The first one is... Misty and Maks. Yay! I'm kind of rooting for them. And the second one is... Warren and Kym. This all sucks because other than maybe Cody, I don't want any of the people left to leave. Boo.