Tom and Samantha announce that the bottom two are Rocco and Karina and Cloris and Corky, and one of those couples will be going home shortly. So who is going home? Rocco and Karina. I was totally wrong. I guess when I go back through and edit this, I could pretend like I knew it all along, but that would be cheating, right? Besides, if one of these days I actually get something right, I want you guys to know that I didn't edit it in later. So Rocco is really grateful and happy with Karina and everyone. He asks Bruno to show him how to make his hips move properly, but my recording cuts off! Damn it, show, and your overages! So, I'm just going to make up what happened. Bruno leapt from behind the judges' table and he and Rocco did a spirited samba, complete with samba rolls, right around the dance floor. That's what happened, right? Don't tell me. I'm just going to imagine it that way in my head. ["Not exactly, though Bruno did leap from behind the table and show off some hip swiveling action and Rocco joined in, but not together and then there was big group hugging. Kim's version is much more entertaining though. -- Angel]

Kim plots world domination, one domain at a time, at her blog Fresh Hell. You can contact her at reedkim@gmail.com.

Talk about the show with other fans in our forums. And see how this season's stars compare to winners and losers from season's past.