Dancing With The Stars

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Kim: A | 1266 USERS: C+
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Literally On Fire

After reviewing the standings from last night, it's time to find out two of the couples who are safe. The first one is... Lance and Lacey. And the second one is...Cody, who's standing there all alone, although Tom reminds us that he'll be joined by Edyta later on. And they're going to talk to Cody later on to get a Julianne update. Shouldn't they talk to Derek? Her brother?

Now it's time to torture some more children. I know, they want to do it. But isn't it their parents' responsibility to give them time to be kids. Please don't hate me. It's just my opinion. Anyway, Craig and Samantha are brother and sister, which just seems weird. Their little sister Cara was on the show last year, and I remember her. She was super cute! Samantha is apparently quite the diva. She's way too young to be a diva. Again, parents. Where are they? Anyway, they're doing the cha cha cha. Craig looks like a grown man in his dance clothes. It's a little creepy to see them flirting through the dance when they're siblings. Especially since they are old enough that it's more than mildly creepy. They're great dancers. It just makes me feel weird in my stomach to watch them. Tom asks them if they had any fights today, and they fight about that. Michael thought it was sensational. Bruno enjoyed their technical precision. Carrie Ann thought they were poetry in motion and now she has a signature cheer where she goes "Whoo hoo!" Take it down a notch, Carrie Ann.

Dancing With The Stars

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