Dancing With The Stars

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Three more couples will be revealed to be safe right now. The first is... Mark and Lacey. And the second is... Chuck and Anna. And the third is... Donny and Kym. So going home will be Tom, Michael, or Ashley. No surprise there, so at least it's not a shocking elimination.

Samantha is backstage to talk to Louie and Chelsie along with Chuck and Anna T. Chuck admits that he hasn't been that nervous in many years, because he never got nervous before fights. Louie is relieved to find out that he gets to stay so he can move forward. Chelsie adds that Louie has worked hard.

The nice thing about having so many couples is that the elimination results come fast and furious, because now we're going to find out which male celebrity is going home. The next couple safe to dance next week is... Tom and Cheryl. Well, boo. I mean, I'm not surprised, but I really didn't need to see anything more from him. So who's going home? The newest members of the Loser's Club are...Ashley and Edyta. Poor Edyta. Last season she went out first, too, right? Because she was Jeff's partner. Ashley says that he's grateful to even be on the show. Edyta is gracious as well. I think Edyta is wearing the adult version of my senior prom dress. Seriously, my dress was that same exact bright teal color, but this was in 1990. It wasn't a good look then, and it's really not a good look now.

Now it's time for the premiere of Miley Cyrus's video for "Party in the USA." I am only familiar with this song because, while I was on vacation and we only had non-cable channels, we watched a lot of Today Show in the mornings, and Miley was performing one morning. And she did this song. And it has been stuck in my head ever since. So I'm not going to listen to this video because I finally JUST got it out of my head. But I will watch it on mute. So as far as I can tell, Miley Cyrus goes to a drive-in during the daytime, which seems to defeat the purpose, and she wears cowboy boots with short shorts, which I thought went out in the '90s. And then she sings into a microphone that's hooked up to nothing and yet somehow everyone can hear her and her backup dancers are at least 40 years old. And then it's nighttime and she's standing on a swing (dangerous!) in the middle of the Thunderdome or possibly some playground equipment. Then she's up on stage in front of a giant American flag and singing in concert and writhing around, and all I know is if I had a preteen daughter I would try to keep her as far away from this shit as possible, but I know that's kind of impossible Whatever happened to Tiffany and Debbie Gibson is what I want to know? I'll take a good "Electric Youth" over this hypersexualized bullshit any day.

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