They're going to make them wait even longer, as Samantha is backstage with the four stars to ask them some useless questions. The first is, "How do you feel tonight?" They all appreciate being there and Donny makes some bad jokes about estrogen.

It's a musical performance from the upcoming movie Nine. I have to be honest -- this performance is not making me want to see the movie at all. It's not even the best group musical performance we've seen this season. And since it's totally out of context, it doesn't tell me anything about the movie. Boring. Filler. And then during the break, there's a commercial for the movie and I'm still confused, and also annoyed by Kate Hudson and the fact that I can't believe they expect me to believe that's really her singing in the ad.

Hey, remember when they promised to tell us who was safe? Not so much. Now it's time for a performance by Alicia Keys, complete with dancing but not by the regular pros. I like a lot of Alicia Keys songs, but not this one so much. It doesn't showcase her vocals, and she's got a great voice. It's too generic, or the sound mix is all off or something.

Time for more filler. A clip package set to "Pressure" by David Bowie and Queen. Oh, dear. The finalists are lip-synching to the song. I might buy Mya and Kelly singing this song, but Donny Osmond? And Joanna? No. And what is the point of this? It's not weird enough to be funny -- they're totally playing it straight. Okay, there are some goofy parts where Mya is burning her dance shoes and Kelly throws a mirror ball. But overall, it's not funny and it's just a waste of time. Bring Alicia Keys back to sing another song or something.

Okay, they claim they're really going to tell us some results. They've brought out Joanna and Derek along with Mya and Dmitry as the top two scoring-wise. First, Tom reveals that Mya and Dmitry are, in fact, in the finals. Mya leaps into Dmitry's arms. Joanna and Derek don't get to find out just yet.