The results show tomorrow night is two hours? TWO HOURS? What in the hell are they going to do for two hours? I had better witness the return of Dance Center. Anyway, last week, Len thought Apolo and Julianne were too raunchy. Apolo is really excited about doing the freestyle, which will incorporate lots of lifts. They bring in a hip-hop choreographer to help Apolo with break dancing skills. Their judge-chosen dance is the rumba, which Apolo has a hard time learning. Apolo thinks that, having competed in the Olympics, he has the mental fortitude to really shine in the final.
Apolo is fully dressed, while Julianne appears to be in lingerie; it seems that the story here is that Apolo is leaving on a train, and I think it leaves at midnight, and it appears to be heading for Georgia. And Julianne will be with him (I know she will). All I know is that this is one sexy rumba. I know people on the forums have been speculating about these two for weeks, but if they aren't doing it behind the scenes, I don't know what. They have got some chemistry. Bruno calls them "American gigolo and baby doll" and compliments their chemistry. Carrie Ann thinks it was a little bit overperformed, and not their best. Len agrees with Carrie Ann, and thinks it lacked romance. What? Bruno totally agrees and yells, "They made love on the dance floor! They could have conceived a BABY!" Oh my God. Best line of the season. Len doesn't want to sit next to Bruno and moves his chair over, which somehow makes the light on the front of the judges' table flicker on and off. What in the holy hell is happening this season? I LOVE IT! Tom has to go over and remind Bruno to let Len talk. Len thinks it was too fast and hectic. Tom lets his allegiance show when he comments, "Look, I don't even smoke and I wanted a cigarette." Tom totally wants Apolo and Julianne to win. After the commercial, their score comes in: 9, 9, and 10.
Joey was "the comeback kid" last week, and was the first one announced to go through to the finals. Joey and Kym practice many different types of lifts during the freestyle, and Kym pushes Joey even though he's exhausted, which seems quite dangerous for lifting purposes. You don't want a tired dude lifting you in precarious positions. The judges chose the cha-cha for them, and they seem to be adding some sort of puppet choreography in there. Like that one N*SYNC video with the marionettes?