Dark Angel

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Kim: B | 1055 USERS: C+
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Fuhgeddaboudit

Max sneaks up to the ring and tells Alec that he has to take a dive in the next fight. Alec won't. Max explains that Mia is fixing the fights so that "a bunch of mobsters will make a killing on [Alec]." Alec doesn't see why that's a bad thing. Max explains that Eyes Only has been tracking this family for months, and if Alec doesn't throw the fight, the Sparacino family boss will get off scot-free. Alec says that it's not his problem and turns to face his next opponent, whom he beats handily.

Normal tells Alec that he's up $122,000. The announcer starts to say that Alec is the new undefeated champion. Max calls out, "Not so fast," and hops into the ring, declaring that she will take Alec on. Dun dun!

The announcer says that they have a new challenger. Alec asks Max what she's doing. Max says that if Alec won't take a dive, Max will have to beat him herself. The announcer calls Max "The Curvaceous Killer." The Sparacino family members check out the odds and decide to place all of the boss's money on Alec. Normal also places his bet. Mia convinces a bunch of people to let her to the front of the line.

Back in the ring, the announcer rattles off the rules while Alec says that Max doesn't want to fight him. Max says that she's been waiting for this chance for months. Before the bell rings, Max decks Alec. The announcer scampers out of the ring and yells for someone to ring the bell. Max punches Alec and announces what each blow is for (the virus, getting paint on her papers, making Joshua deliver packages) while Alec claims that he wasn't responsible for each of those things. Normal yells for Alec to kick her ass. Alec makes a comeback, and Max falls to the mat. Alec calls Max a bitch. Max tells Alec that the ring girl just lost her top, and he should check it out. Alec doesn't buy it…except that then he tries to sneak a glance over his shoulder. While he's off guard, Max winds up and kicks him in the nuts. Man, that's a low blow. Both literally and figuratively. Everyone in the crowd winces. Max shoves Alec over, and he falls to the mat in the fetal position. The bell rings, and Max is crowned the winner. Logan walks by the ring with Matt Sung and his goons close behind.

Dark Angel

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