Sidebar time. It's really important for young women to visit a GYN, and to get all the information on birth control and STD prevention. BUT. It's possible to get what you need in a supportive, uncritical atmosphere. A practitioner at a reproductive health clinic should give you all the facts, not hurl them at you while sneering at your naïveté. So, ladies, if you visit a doctor or a clinic and the person you speak with puts a bunch of unprofessional disapproving bullshit on you, ask to speak with someone else. CW went way off-sides there, and Joey should have beaten it back to the front desk to file a complaint about her attitude.

Moving right along. On the field after practice, Jack tells Andie that he thinks he's bringing Molly out of her shell. Andie, wearing a shirt that says "Boobie Trap" on it in pink script (guh?), thinks that's great. Jack mentions that Caroline propositioned him; Andie doesn't believe it at first, but Jack says no, "she was one step away from reaching her hand down my pants and checking out the merchandise." Andie makes a really funny gross-out face and groans that she didn't need to hear that. Yeah, neither did I. Wouldn't mind doing it, though. Oh, sorry -- did I say that out loud? So, Jack says Andie has to help him get rid of Caroline, but Andie just makes another face and says, "Just tell her you're gay." Jack points out that "the word 'gay' is kind of controversial when you're working with kids." Andie snorts that "that's crap," and Jack says he knows that, but "it's reality," and he just wants to put "soccer coach" on his college apps, not "gay civil rights crusader." Actually, I think an admissions officer would find "gay civil rights crusader" at least as compelling as "soccer coach," but I can see Jack's point. Andie grudgingly agrees to help him. Sibling banter about Jack sucking as a goalie.