Dawson's Creek
Dawson's Creek

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Beauty Contest

Night falls on Capeside. At Grams's House of Discipline, Jen is telling Joey that "walking in heels is probably the hardest part." Joey walks tentatively across the kitchen with a dictionary balanced on her head -- at least for a few steps, whereupon it falls. Joey, exasperated, sinks into a kitchen chair and exhales, "Why are you doing this?" Jen starts telling her about poise and grace, and Joey clarifies, "No, I mean, what's in it for you? I mean, the fact that I've been a first-class bitch to you since the day you got here is pretty much public knowledge." Jen says that in New York she didn't hang out with a lot of girls, and has never had close girlfriends and believes the case is the same for Joey: "I don't know, don't you ever feel like you're missing out on something?" Joey very seriously says, "Why don't you just go hang out with the Capeside Pep Squad? [Because that's two seasons away!] I mean, associating with me won't exactly send your popularity points soaring up the social Richter scale." Jen says, "For the same reason you don't, all right? Because they're a bunch of mentally arrested airheads." Joey looks pleased. Jen goes on: "You know, your perception of me is almost as misguided as your perception of yourself. If you want to win, we're going to have to work on the self-esteem issue, but first --" she pulls Joey up and moves her back to the doorway with the dictionary, "back to the basics."

Dawson's Creek

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