Backstage at the "rock" "concert." Jen's hair has looked better. Let's face it: Dawson's hair looked better in the first season than Jen's does right now. The hair people must be working through some sort of trauma. Right there, on Jen's head. Anyway, she and Audrey are lost. I don't know how one gets lost backstage -- how big can it be? -- but they are. They're talking about the boys in the band, and Audrey makes Jen promise to "let [her] have the cute one." Jen snorts that she can have whomever she wants; the band's music is "puerile and gimmicky." Besides, she says, Audrey did come with her to try to "get the Pacey out of her system." "Which you promised not to comment on!" Audrey squeals. Jen rolls her eyes and says something about how she came to the concert "for the music" and then to interview the band, and then she gets to go home to Dawson. "Who is out right now with Joey," Audrey points out. Dude, Audrey, for the love of God, back away from that subject. You so don't want to get involved in the bizarre love quadrangle. Jen sputters something about how that doesn't bother her at all, because she's all mature and shit. She's still sputtering when two guys come out of a nearby door and plant themselves in the girls' path. Audrey and Jen twitter girlishly at the sight of the dreamy rock and rollers! Who are totally not dreamy. Well, the one with the beard is okay under all the scruff, but the other guy (who's sporting a dirty brown Little Dutch Boy wig) is just grotty. The Wig wonders if they "ordered two beautiful blondes." I personally make it a point to run far, far away from the kind of men who equate women with pizza. The Beard thinks they might have, and asks the girls what they thought of the show. Jen burbles that it was "really good." When it's established that Jen is the radio personality sent to interview The Wig and The Beard, they run to grab their coats. Once they're out of earshot, Audrey hisses that she'll take the Beard. Here's my question: if Jen is the Dr. Laura of college radio, why is she interviewing cheesy musicians? Isn't that Charlie's job? Or someone's other than hers? Oh, whatev.