http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/ en Copyright 2009 Wed, 21 May 2003 23:00:00 -0500 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification ...Must Come To An End (2): Jen dies, and, yes, people, I cried. I'm not made of stone, okay? She bequeaths baby Amy to Jack, and -- because Everyone Must Learn A Lesson From Jen's Tragic Death -- Doug comes out of the closet to admit that he loves Jack and he's ready to be a parent. Meanwhile, Dawson and Joey agree that they'll be together forever.but simply as friends, rather than in any kind of sexual or romantic way. Instead, Dawson goes back to his one true love (himself, a.k.a. his television show) and Joey and Pacey end up as they should: together. Oh, shut up. You got misty, too. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/must_come_to_an_end_2.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/must_come_to_an_end_2.php Wed, 21 May 2003 23:00:00 -0500 All Good Things... (1): Ha! As if. There's nothing shocking about this episode, which allegedly takes place five years from now, even though everyone still looks and acts exactly the same -- which is to say, badly coiffed and irritating. Especially Dawson. Everyone who was hoping he would be the "one of these four friends" who took a dirt nap will be sorely disappointed, and yet, not even the tiniest bit surprised by who actually is about to croak. (Hint: That character's name rhymes with "Jen." And is "Jen.") http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/all_good_things_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/all_good_things_1.php Sat, 17 May 2003 23:00:00 -0500 Joey Potter And Capeside Redemption: Joey pulls all of Capeside together to make Dawson's movie happen. Pacey, meanwhile, uses his charm all over town to make back most of the money Dawson lost in his crazy stock scheme. In the final analysis, Joey reels off a pat little speech about all the stuff she's learned about, like, life and shit in her long nineteen years, and it is revealed that she's run off to Paris. Before she goes, though, she and Dawson make their peace with each other, and she even brokers an honest understanding of sorts between Dawson and Pacey. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/joey_potter_and_capeside_redem.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/joey_potter_and_capeside_redem.php Tue, 13 May 2003 23:00:00 -0500 Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road: Pacey has lost all of the seed money for Dawson's Self-Indulgent Independent Movie, and after he manages to get up the courage to tell him, the two of them have a big old fight. Also, they make all this noise about how they're not really friends, and blah blah blah Joey-cakes. After the fight, Joey gives Pacey a little pep talk about how he's making his fear of failure into a self-fulfilling prophecy, and she assures him that she wants to be part of his life. In Boston, Jen's mother arrives to kiss and make up with Grams. Grams, Jen, CJ, and Jack then all decide to move to New York, so that CJ can go to grad school, and Grams can be waiting on them hand and foot. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/goodbye_yellow_brick_road.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/goodbye_yellow_brick_road.php Mon, 05 May 2003 23:00:00 -0500 Catch-22: Sadia and Pacey have the world's least interesting affair, Dawson's money goes down the tubes, Eddie dumps Joey, Pacey has a fight with Boss Man Rich, and Jack breaks up with Little David. It sounds like a lot, but honestly, nothing happens. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/catch22.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/catch22.php Tue, 29 Apr 2003 23:00:00 -0500 Lovelines: Loveline fame, make an appearance at Boston Bay College of Contrivance. Joey and Eddie use the forum to work through the fact that she doesn't want to "get with" him. Blandy and Jen use it to work through their "break-up," and Jen finally admits to Blandy that Grams is sick. TGED and Jack have the stupidest fight in the world about saving seats, because they're apparently twelve. Oh, and Audrey's back. Whatever.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/lovelines.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/lovelines.php Tue, 22 Apr 2003 23:00:00 -0500 Love Bites: Grams has breast cancer and it's spread too far for surgery, Joey told Pacey that it was over between them forever and went back to Oliver, and I sympathized with Dawson. I can't give a well-done and moving episode a bad grade simply because one character (Joey) made a choice (going back to Oliver) that I think is really, really wrong (yes, I said Oliver), can I? http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/love_bites.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/love_bites.php Tue, 15 Apr 2003 23:00:00 -0500 Sex And Violence: and that he thinks she's a slut, painting herself as a whore and a prude at the same time! And then she and CJ work out their sexual problems with Grams! At the dinner table!]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/sex_and_violence.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/sex_and_violence.php Mon, 07 Apr 2003 23:00:00 -0500 That Was Then: Pacey and Joey are considering whether to revisit their relationship when Pacey gets called back to Capeside: Pa Witter is in the hospital. He recovers, but not without finally telling Pacey how proud he is of the way Pacey turned out. This causes some conflict between Pacey and a surprisingly bratty Deputy Doug, but Pacey's visit to Capeside ends well when he meets up with Dawson and they agree to start anew with their friendship. As for Joey, she's dealing with her own Mini-Me, as she tutors Harley in both English and her burgeoning relationship with a mini-Pacey. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/that_was_then.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/that_was_then.php Mon, 31 Mar 2003 22:00:00 -0500 Castaways: Joey and Pacey are locked in a K-Mart. No Dawson. No Audrey. No boring tertiary characters yapping about their stupid lives. Katie Holmes and Josh Jackson look alive for the second episode in a row as their characters actually talk about the fact that, you know, they used to go out. Eventually, Pacey admits that he's been having schmoopy feelings for Joey. She kisses him a couple of times, but asks to think about the possibility of them getting back together for a bit before giving him a definitive answer. Bonus: Pacey loses the goatee! Praise the sweet Lord! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/castaways.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/castaways.php Fri, 14 Feb 2003 22:00:00 -0500 Clean And Sober: Jack and Pacey have a big party, including a very amusing game of Spin-the-Bottle. Emma announces that she's marrying some total freak so she can stay in the country, and Jack asks her to marry him instead. She doesn't take him up on it, though. Blandy and Jen have sex and, really, seem very schmoopy together. And when Pacey puts a very drunk Joey to bed, he admits that he never got over her! And then they kiss! Eeeee! Oh, yeah -- on the other side of the country, Dawson visits Audrey in rehab and spends his whole time stalking a famous producers who's also drying out there. But who cares about them? http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/clean_and_sober.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/clean_and_sober.php Sun, 09 Feb 2003 22:00:00 -0500 Rock Bottom: Joey and Oliver drive Audrey to rehab in Los Angeles, picking up the always amusing Seth Rogen along the way. Dawson starts reshoots on Todd's movie, but doesn't get anything done until he starts acting like Todd. Without the charm, natch. Grams has broken up with Clifton Smalls, and Jen sets her up with Blandy's uncle. Grams and Uncle Blandy kind of hit it off -- even though Uncle Blandy is kind of an ass -- and Blandy and Jen kiss. I guess he was just waiting for her to get that horrid Dutch Boy hair cut. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/rock_bottom.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/rock_bottom.php Thu, 30 Jan 2003 22:00:00 -0500 All The Right Moves: Twin Peaks), where Bobby and Leland make Pacey the patsy for what is obviously some illegal scam they're running. And Joey talks Flip-Flops into getting Oliver into a fancy-schmancy writing program. It appears that Jack, Jen, Blandy, Grams, Dawson, Natasha, and Todd are all dead in a ditch somewhere.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/all_the_right_moves.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/all_the_right_moves.php Fri, 24 Jan 2003 22:00:00 -0500 Day Out Of Days: Oliver's missing! Joey is concerned. Pacey still hates his job.and yet, will not resign. And Dawson has been hired to direct reshoots of Todd's movie, despite the fact that he's alarmingly unqualified to do so. Also: The Annual Gay Kiss! This year, with 60 percent less emotion! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/day_out_of_days.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/day_out_of_days.php Mon, 20 Jan 2003 22:00:00 -0500 Merry Mayhem: It's Christmas in Capeside, and everyone's having dinner at Casa Leery. So, they're all at dinner, right? And then Audrey, high on booze and painkillers, tells them all exactly what she thinks of them, spilling oodles of embarrassing secrets in the process. Then she runs outside and proceeds to crash Pacey's new Beemer into the house. What a delightful dinner guest she is! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/merry_mayhem.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/merry_mayhem.php Tue, 17 Dec 2002 22:00:00 -0500 Texas Rangers: Dawson, Bobby Donnell, John Doggett, and Usher get up to all kinds of trouble in Texas. As the last line of defense in a state that's about to go to hell in a bandit's basket, the Texas Rangers ride in and save the day. No, I'm really not kidding. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/texas_rangers.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/texas_rangers.php Mon, 09 Dec 2002 22:00:00 -0500 Everything Put Together Falls Apart: Emma and Pacey kiss; Natasha cheats on the Beek; Joey sleeps through her final; Jessica finally takes her own life. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/everything_put_together_falls.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/everything_put_together_falls.php Tue, 26 Nov 2002 22:00:00 -0500 Spiderwebs: I've got nothing against Gwen Stefani, but if I wanted to see an hour of her cut abs and complicated eye make-up, I'd turn on MTV. In between long scenes of No Doubt performing, Pacey resorts to violence, Audrey continues to irritate viewers across the world, and Oliver and Joey start to get schmoopy. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/spiderwebs.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/spiderwebs.php Tue, 19 Nov 2002 22:00:00 -0500 Ego Tripping At The Gates Of Hell: Okay, here's the story. Nothing happened. Nothing. Not a single thing. Audrey got drunk, made an ass of herself, and vomited. Jack got some closure on his non-relationship with Professor Unambiguously Closeted, but no action. He's also -- possibly -- getting the party started with Tiny, Gay, Elfin David, who is now my favorite character on this show. Pacey goes to New Orleans for five minutes and almost has sex with a whore. No, a real one. There was no Dawson at all. Some other shit happened, but I feel asleep. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/ego_tripping_at_the_gates_of_h.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/ego_tripping_at_the_gates_of_h.php Sat, 09 Nov 2002 22:00:00 -0500 Living Dead Girl: In this Halloween-themed episode, Todd and Natasha play a supremely obvious practical joke on Dawson, which eventually culminates in Dawson and Natasha's romantic reunion. Oliver and Joey baby-sit Professor Flip Flops's daughter, who Joey might as well just dub "Mini-Me" and get it over with. During the course of the evening, Oliver kisses Joey. Blandy tells Jack that he's not romantically interested in Jen, and Audrey slaps Pacey and then breaks up with him. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/living_dead_girl.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/dawsons_creek/living_dead_girl.php Tue, 05 Nov 2002 22:00:00 -0500