Dawson's Creek
Dawson's Creek

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Sex And Violence

We cut to…well, speaking of flames, we appear to be consumed by the flames of hell. Actually, it's the set of a music video being directed by Todd! And I'm not ashamed to admit that when the camera cut to Todd, I squealed, "Todd!" and clapped my hands like a little girl. Dawson wanders onto the set and watches as Todd directs. He cuts, and announces that "Satan himself would be proud!" He goes to chat up a band member, and Dawson approaches. "What the hell are you doing here?" Todd says, in a tone that really says, "Dawson, my love!" The Head announces that he's in a bit of a moral quandary. Todd sniffs that Dawson has a bad habit of appearing when he's about to indulge in "meaningless sex with a comely extra." That comely extra by his side announces that she's actually in the band. Sweetie, for your sake I hope you are in the band, because that line reading was terrible. Todd apologizes and kisses her hand. "Can this wait five minutes?" he asks Dawson. "Five minutes! Gee, what a treat," the girls snots, and runs away. Todd shrugs. He has Dawson to love, again.

In Boston, Sadia asks Bobby Briggs a series of leading questions about Pacey which will surely play a large part in her story about all their improper financial dealings. Mid-question, Joey buzzes Pacey on his intercom. "Excuse me, Pace? Jack's on one," she chirps. Pacey tells her that he's not taking calls. "Not even from your roomie?" Joey simpers. Pacey manages not to race out there and brain her, and instead just grits that he'll call Jack back. "Huh. Okay. My bad! Carry on!" Joey says. Sadia looks amused as Pacey explains that it's Joey's first day. Sadia's going on to her next question -- about Pacey's past as a chef -- when his intercom wails obnoxiously. Pacey pulls it out of the wall and apologizes. Joey then comes in to serve their coffee, yammering about how much sugar Pacey takes. Then she pours cream all over Sadia's suit. Bobby Briggs looks amused, but I am seething here. Is that supposed to be loveable and cute? Because she totally did that on purpose, and it's inexcusable and unprofessional and rude. She is being paid to be an assistant! And Sadia is interviewing Pacey in a professional capacity, not giving him a blow job! And Joey won't even kiss Pacey, so it's a little hard for me to understand why she's so jealous of an interview and, romantic feelings aside, she certainly has no right to be so mind-bogglingly unprofessional! Argh! Argh! ARGH!

Dawson's Creek

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