When we return we're back at Casa Cuckold where Dawson is looking for love advice from the Flash, like, that's the first guy I'd turn to if I were having girl problems. WHATEVER. Anyway, Dawson tells the Flash that "this art obsession is making Joey a little crazy" which is rich coming from Spielberg boy, but there's more: "I can't do or say anything right. I made the mistake of teasing her about this art lecture; she went Sybil on me" and, nice revisionist history, Special K, but as I recall it she was responding unfavourably to your psychic head-pat. But the Flash, not having the background knowledge we do, tells Dawson that in his experience, " erratic behaviour of the female orientation usually means the root of the problem is something unexpected," and that it's probably not about art, and that Dawson should figure out what the real issue is, causing Dawson to ask whether this is the Flash's "Father Knows Best moment," and they chuckle, har har, and then the Flash tells Dawson to find Joey and talk to her and heads out just as Pacey, "the man, the myth, the legend" as the Flash puts it, comes in and starts giving Dawson hell for not having told Pacey about taMAHra yesterday and now the timeline is all off, because assuming that Pacey spotted taMAHra on Friday, then on Saturday found her at her old house since they were both wearing different outfits then, this is now Sunday, but whatever.
Episode Report CardWing Chun: D | 374 USERS: C+
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