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Oh, look. It seems the "Bitch Panic" defense actually works. We cut to graduation, where Leigh Ann is being presented with that one scholarship. All the kids applaud sedately in their graduation outfits, which are no doubt covering the fast-food uniforms they'll be stuffing themselves into for the rest of their lives because Leigh Ann got the only scholarship on Earth. End credits. So, like, if somebody's a bitch and doesn't do what you want them to and doesn't answer to reason, feel free to inflict any number of felonies on them. Because eventually they'll crack and commit a felony in return, and, you know, all your crimes get cancelled out. Keep that in mind, David E. Kelley, if you run out of bizarre defenses to use in either of your lawyer shows.