Dawson's Creek
Dawson's Creek

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Jessica: B- | 420 USERS: C+
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Hysterical Blindness

Coffee Shop of Doom. Joey reads her book and waits for Dawson. Who, it appears, has stood her up. Eventually, she gets up and heads to class...

...arriving after the lecture has already started. And this is a small seminar, not a large lecture hall. Flip-Flops glares at her. Way to go, Potter. "Hello," Flip-Flops greets her. "How are you?" Joey has the good grace to look mortified. "Good," she squeaks. "Have a seat, please. Can we get you anything?" Flip-Flops needles her. Joey blushes and insists that she's fine. She takes a seat and he gets back to lecturing about Last Exit to Brooklyn. One second into the lecture and a cell phone rungs. Everyone checks his or her bags, but it's Joey's, of course. She just holds the ringing phone and looks guilty. "Well, if you can't make it stop, would you just answer it, already?" Flip-Flops asks irritably. Joey? It's called TURNING OFF YOUR PHONE. I know it's ringing. Just TURN IT OFF. They'll call back. "I don't want to be rude," Joey whimpers. Flip-Flops rolls his eyes and takes the phone from her. "You don't want to answer it? I will." Joey dies inside as Flip-Flops conducts a fairly lengthy conversation with Audrey, taking a message for Joey. He hands the phone back. "So, where were we?" he asks, turning to the class, and then back to Joey. "You know what?" he begins. "Before I forget, Joey, it turns out Dawson couldn't make it. He was a little crazed.

Dawson's Creek

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