Eventually, Joey gets to the front of the line, and hands her form to the nice administrative lady, who gives it one quick glance and hands it back to her. Turns out Wilder signed the form "Oscar Wilde." Joey huffs enormously and stamps out of the administrative building. I really don't understand why, at this point, Joey doesn't just duck into the ladies' room and forge Wilder's signature herself. I mean, it's illegal and all, but damn, people. I guess we can add "juvenile" and "liar" to our list of descriptive terms for Professor Wilder. Right under "creepy," "pretentious," "tool-y," and "super tool-y." ["We can also add 'no common sense' to our list of Joey's qualities. She spent hours standing in that line -- she wouldn't have looked at the form even once? Seen the wrong signature?" -- Sars]