Dead Last

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Alex Richmond: B- | 553 USERS: B-
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Katie returns from her phone call and asks Yawn to do her a favor. Johnson barks a laugh. Because this is just like that time Katie killed the guy in Italy with the cellphone bomb. "Uncle Jimmy" needs groceries. From "Majority Whip Groceries," because they're in Washington, remember? Yawn says he'll do it. And if Jimmy asks about the avocados, he's to say they're out of season. Johnson says Yawn is in season. Hunting season. Shut up.

Hotty and Drone have a map spread out on the desk and are talking budgets. Scotty says, "Biggety bam, you're solid gold, baby!" Ameritrash paces nervously nearby, worrying about his family's real estate taxes. Jane pokes her head in and asks them to keep it down. Jane, why are you in this episode?

Yawn heads into the most eerie and lonely grocery store ever. The creepiest clerk asks him what he wants. Groceries. For Uncle Jimmy. He needs to go to the back room and ask the man in the bloody apron for them. Slowly. Is it worth mentioning that Johnson is dogging Yawn at every step and saying he's going to be killed? Well, he is. Yawn gets more and more spooked, yet goes ahead and gets the groceries. And goes back. For the heart medicine. Then the phone rings! It's terrifying, not. The man in the bloody apron yells at Yawn to answer, Johnson yells that he's dead if he does. Yawn races through the store, yelling all around him and panic in his head. Finally, on the floor, Yawn yells at Johnson to leave him alone, because he's a paranoid so-and-so. It looks like Yawn is yelling at no one. The bloody-aproned-guy is mystified, while Johnson calls Yawn an "ass." Sigh.

Dead Last

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