Will: "Did I mention that Julian Bowers seems interested in you romantically? And that I fear you are losing your identity to this case?"
Joanna: "Ugh. I'll look into the Vivian-Baird connection, okay? Jeez."
Will: "I just want to mention that I think you're getting sucked in and that Julian seems attracted to you. Be aware of that, okay?"
Joanna: "You really don't get how people work. Because now all I want to do is have sex with Julian."
Will: "The very opposite of my intended effect!"
ED & SAM'S HOUSE
Samantha: "Holy shit! Why are you lurking around our house?"
Edward: "I came to check the mail and spy on you and be super creepy like always."
Tater Tot: "Daddy! Daddy, I body-checked a fifth-grader today!"
Edward: "A Bowers tradition. Good girl."
Tater Tot: "Daddy, the salamander in my classroom ran away! It reminded me of you and how you don't live here anymore. That same sense of loss."
Samantha cutely chases the girls off so they can have a weird conversation, in which either we're learning that 1) they're not as estranged as they've seemed in every other scene -- including one where they didn't know anybody was watching -- or 2) that their relationship is in constant flux or that 3) just maybe this show doesn't make a whole lot of sense. One of those.
Edward: "So I'm getting fired, you know, because of how I'm always killing everybody."
Samantha: "You're a hard worker, but I can see where they're coming from. You are also a lawyer, speaking of information we are just randomly bringing up."
Edward: "I am conflicted. Conflicted and creepy, is Eddie Spaghetti."
Samantha: "Let's all run away together to Santa Barbara. You, me, the Tater Tots."
Edward: "First of all, Santa Barbara? And second of all, I can't actually do that. I don't like you enough to do that and also I have secret reasons to stay here. And also my stepmother is going to murder us if we take those kids out of New York."
Samantha: "Is this about your father? Your brother? Your sisters? Is this about what you and Vivian were always secretly talking about, when you got back in contact after several years just to have secret conversations for the six weeks before her death?"
Edward: "I gotta go. Please don't tell anybody else that, okay? Especially any spies or grifters that have recently wormed their way into my family and my family's company."
Samantha: "I really wish you'd specifically said that like 24 hours ago."