Edward: "In a bar, where you're loudly talking drunk mess about my dead sister? That checks out."
Ben: "I can't stop thinking about it! So loudly and publicly!"
Edward: "I'm sorry you're all dicked up about it, but maybe you should have thought of that before you turned my sister into the Upton Sinclair of Big Pharma."
Ben: "I have so many feelings!"
Edward: "Talk to your clergyman. I am a sociopath, I have no patience for this."
Ben: "You're a miserable prick, Edward. I miss Vivian, and my child. Who I never got to meet."
Edward: "I know, honey. I miss her too. But I'm doing everything I can for you, at least until your death is appropriate to my plans."
Ben, shouting now: "Help me get into your family's corporate offices, BOWERS PHARMACEUTICALS, so that I can commit CORPORATE ESPIONAGE and blow the whistle on your family's FEDERAL DRUG FRAUD."
Edward: "Benny, I'm gonna need you to shut the fuck up. Can you do that for me? Can you just shut the entire fuck up right now?"
Ben: "You said as long as you were CEO..."
Edward: "Oh, for Christ's sake. I'm the CFO. Ben, you need to pull your ass together."
Ben: "I am going to do everything in my power to make you murder me! Apparently that is my plan!"
Edward: "Apparently so. I have to go glare at my daughters in their beds now and think about how many ways I am going to end up having to murder you. TTFN."
BACK @ HOTEL
Joanna & Julian are still tickled by the Fifty Shades of Sad they just walked into, but Joanna will not be dissuaded from her task. Except for how like in every episode she ends up getting distracted from her task and in this episode manages to deduce two things wrong, which is especially upsetting because she only deduces two things total.
Joanna: "What a lark! Hey, what kinds of severe side effects do you think Lyritrol probably has that he was talking about?"
Julian: "No idea. The trials went awesome, we couldn't have asked for better results."
Joanna: "Just straight-up lying to me, huh? That's cool. Let's continue getting drunker and drunker until we do it anyway."
The second Julian is down the hall getting ice, Joanna surprises an intruder who's after his laptop and then -- intrepid, remember -- she tackles the guy and fights him all the way out onto the balcony, where Julian eventually "saves" her with a glancing blow from the ice bucket. The guy absents himself from the situation, like a cowardly ninja into the night and Julian holds Joanna back from giving chase.