Deception
Don't Be A Dummy

Episode Report Card
Jacob Clifton: A+ | 1 USERS: B+
YOU GRADE IT
The Harlem Fakeout

Mia: "I stole this wine blatantly."
Motorcycle: "That's weird."
Mia: "Now I am having sex with you."
Motorcycle: "You just never know what's going to happen."

BOWERS

Gabe: "Mia's in Ocean City."
Joanna: "On my way."

Julian: "Where are you going?"
Joanna: "Ocean City?"
Julian: "I don't really care how you know where Mia is, but I'm coming."
Joanna: "Maybe you should just go by yourself."
Julian: "Road head is a two-person operation."

FLASHBACK

Joanna: "What did you do with that Senator tonight?"
Vivian: "We had sex. It was kind of weird, but I don't want to talk about it."
Joanna: "How am I gonna live vicariously through you if you don't tell me your horrible sex stories?"
Vivian: "I just want to cry myself to sleep about the fact that I just got raped by a US Senator. I wish I had a best friend right here in the bed next to me that I could talk to about it, for later solving my murder."

EN ROUTE

Joanna's phone rings -- Will's name in her phone is "Stupid," because she's every bit the a-hole he is -- and because Joanna has zero agency or a personality, Julian answers on her behalf. I don't see Will dealing with that very well.

Julian: "Hey Stupid, this is Julian Bowers!"
Will: "Hey, where is Dummy?"
Joanna: "Give me my phone so I can apologize for existing some more."
Will: "Dummy, why is Julian answering your phone?"
Joanna: "Because he is a jerk, because everybody is jerks."
Will: "Well, I guess you were right about that obvious heroin addict being a heroin junkie. But he's been in prison for two years so he didn't help Sofia kill Vivian. Just like I told your dumb ass."
Joanna: "Well, maybe he killed Ben though. Remember that huge bag of money Sofia didn't actually give him as far as we know?"
Will: "I..."
Joanna: "Anyway, I have to go. I'm out of town and I don't have time to solve a murder right now."
Will: "Out of town? With Julian?"
Joanna: "I know. I'm sorry. I am so sorry that Julian exists, you have to know that. Because of what it does to you. To your heart."

Julian: "Was that your boyfriend?"
Joanna: "Don't you fucking start too."

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