*(No idea, but it's interesting. As is Mia's accusation of denial about mysterious things.)

Mia runs right over Joanna on her way out -- "Scuse me, lurker" -- and Sofia just sort of shuts down for a second, like, she goes vacant. She is for a moment vacated.

Sofia: "Teenagers! Can't live with 'em, can't steal their babies and raise 'em like your own, am I right? That was a clue."
Joanna: "Seems like a smart kid. Total bitch, but smart."
Sofia: "Yeah. Real fuckin' smart. Maybe too smart. And of course she is."
Joanna: "She reminds me of Vivian..."
Sofia: "Don't even. Vivian was a drug-addicted, narcissistic, black hole of need. Oh, I forgot. She's dead, so now she's a saint. You know what I won't miss? I am super fucking drunk, by the way. I won't miss calls from the police or the ER at 3 AM. For just two examples of shit that was constantly happening with that girl. And who cleaned up those messes? Robert? That little princess makes me kill spiders, no. Big Mama, that's who. This guy. That's who they fuckin' come to."

Joanna, trying to work it: "Sorry my dead friend was such a burden on you. It sounds hard, being as drunk as you are and having to deal with such complicated rich-people problems."
Sofia: "Just how long are you gonna be livin' here, Joanna?"
Joanna: "I mean, I'm looking for a place..."
Sofia: "Uh huh. Well, you know. It's just so hard to be a guest in someone else's house."
Joanna: "Wait. Are you commiserating because you feel that way as the second wife and stepmom/pretend mom, or are you giving me a WASP Bitch Special by pretending to sympathize with how hard it must be for me to know I'm inches -- at every moment -- from getting thrown out of here, at your whim?"
Sofia: "Both, really. In like equal amounts."

Then she goes careening down the hallway in search of more wine, and... I just love her. I love that Sofia Bowers, so much. I don't know that anybody has ever made as much sense to me as this lady, except for maybe like certain Cylons.

THE USB DRIVE

Is, of course, a sex tape.

Joanna: "Jesus, Vivian. SMH."

But then it turns into something else. Vivian's lover is not into making a sex tape, so she has to explain that it's for posterity.