Julian: "I'll deal with her, like always. The rest of you guys, pull it together."
Everybody: "No deal! But we are going to sit here and stare the shit out of each other."
OUTSIDE
Why is the ex-wife still hanging around in the driveway? And why is Joanna lurking in a garage watching them fight? What happened between before and right now? Editing. Something about editing, I guess? The new status quo is that Edward and Samantha are yelling in the driveway, and Joanna is lurking in the garage listening to them. As luck would have it, they are fighting about some very relevant shit. This Joanna, she knows her business. "Maybe the ex-wife was just chilling near her car during this whole fight, and now he's going to teleport out there to yell at her about relevant stuff. I'd better also teleport, into a nearby potting shed, while everybody else is just staring and staring at each other."
Edward: "...Being emotional about it! You have to trust me..."
Samantha: "The police keep calling. And speaking of calling, how come Vivian kept calling me the night she died?"
Edward: "I don't know, because you are both nuts?"
Samantha: "Look, Hunter's 'advanced' enough to use Google to look up your rapes and murders, okay? She knows about Kimberly Yaeger..."
Edward: "Then we will sit her down, and explain -- like parents, like adults -- that Kimberly Yaeger was a little slut who was asking for it.* Problem solved."
Samantha: "Maybe I will just run away with our kids to California, if you don't let me talk to the police. Everything is too weird and I am too crazy to deal with it. It's not even about money anymore."
Edward: "The second we figure out your connection to this mystery and you have no worth to the plotline, I am killing the shit out of you!"
*(j/k.)
Joanna knocks over some potting shed stuff, like a trowel or something, but teleports away before Edward can investigate. Or maybe she is in a stable and knocks over a shovel or a... I don't know about rich people houses, I just know she knocked shit over.
NEXT DAY
Will: "Nothing, what are you doing?
Joanna: "Going through Vivian's medicine cabinet to figure out things about Vivian, such as that bitch was doing all of the drugs there are. Everybody is off doing their things. Julian and Robert are at work, Edward's off doing whatever creepster things in a Mercedes, Sofia is abusing her server at the Club probably or the spa, or getting her mammogram finally, and Mia is at school. I was wondering if you think maybe Vivian got punched by somebody wearing a ring?"
Will: "Maybe? It made three puncture wounds, you know, like a ring would."













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