Edward: "We rushed Lyritrol to market, killing 107 people in various countries and laughing it off as no big deal, then paying the families hush money. I am kind of embarrassed, frankly!"
Reporters: "And then your sister got murdered, right? Any connection?"
Edward, hilariously: "Um..."
Robert: "Welp. I guess I can't kill Edward now."
Sofia: Literally shakes a pill bottle out into her hand, it's awesome.
FBI & Joanna: "I guess we still think Edward did it, just like every other episode where it's proven he didn't."
Julian: "Remember when I palmed Edward's face like a basketball at that PR gala? That was hilarious and pretty amazing, but now I feel like he was right."
Audrey Cruz: "The important thing is that you feel horrible. I have to take a call, hang on."
She heads to the bathroom and turns on Julian's tub taps so she can listen to Frank crow about it. She seems to feel pretty bad about all of this, with the red herring being that she suddenly cares about Julian's feelings and shit. But the twist is actually way better than that.
Sofia: "I get that you're upset and everything, but Robert, we're in damage control mode now. Snap the fuck out of it and figure out who else he's working with."
Joanna: "Today's already in the shitter, sir. Thanks for letting me keep my job even though you threw me out of your house for saving your daughter after Cotillion."
Robert: "Cool. Could you do a quick polygraph test downstairs? Company-wide."
Joanna: "Sure, why would that be a problem? Except literally everything I say is a lie. Good think we work at a pharmaceutical company."
Will: "How funny was it when your boss got accused of murdering his daughter on TV?"
Joanna: "Pretty funny, I guess? Anyway, I have to take a polygraph..."
Will: "Do you know how to regulate your heartbeat?"
Joanna: "No because I'm not a Bene Gesserit so I'm just gonna take a bunch of pills."
Julian: "Whoever gets the most pissed and outraged about this is the winner, right? I learned that from Tumblr."
Robert: "I'm starting to think maybe we have a problem here. Is there anybody we can buy off or murder to fix this?"
Boardmembers: "Hang on, let's just spitball here."
Robert: "Julian, you go to the press and tell them your brother has lost it..."
Boardmember: "And remind them he raped and strangled a girl, that should do it."
Robert: "Don't be tacky! Julian, just go lie to the press. Or else you are fired."